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the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great
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boom crack the sound of my joints
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So my grandma is in the hospital, and she’s generally pretty out of it, but the other day someone asked her, to see how coherent she was, “do you know who the president is?”
And her answer, totally aware and deadpan was “unfortunately”
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boy: hey sorry i took 3 days to reply i was in the shower haha wyd xx
me: he’s kind. he’s smart. he’s a great communicator. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth
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Anonymous asked: who are you fucking
im fucking tired bitch that’s who
“I am fragile and unholy.
Open. Ravage. Eat.”
— Tanaka Mhishi, Literary Sexts II
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[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?
it’s 2016 not 2012
oppa rude style :(
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“Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.”
— Chuck Palahniuk (via purplebuddhaproject)
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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN!!
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me: i just want to be included!
me, after being included: what the hell and fuck
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i love when my friends are in my home like FUck yah! can i get u a beverage!!!
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wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean
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she literally ended his life on the spot
She went in for the kill
I can’t believe jkr live tweeted a virgin sacrifice
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